There are too many trees in this world. Think about it, wherever you look, there’s a tree. We need the space – and here’s the machine to create it. A tree-plucking helicopter. Imagine how cool Fireworks day would be if this machine existed, we’d have a bonfire the size of St. Paul’s Cathedral.

Being a digger driver is dangerous job – baddies could attack them at any time. They need protection… they need a gun. No… they need a canon. Actually, they need a cool turret… and a canon. So here it is, the perfect machine for digging holes in neighbourhoods like mine.

Forget about weapons of mass destruction. Here’s something really scary. The toilet-bomb copter. A weapon so dastardly, so heinous, and so unforgiving, even dinosaurs run scared.